daddyssleepypup:

🌿 Happy Things 🌿

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🍓 - Soft blankets to curl up in

🍃 - Calming sounds; rain, ocean, birds

🥧 - Picking fresh fruit and baking homemade pies

🥛 - When your carer uses a soft voice

🌼 - The smell after it rains

☕️ - Calming tea or warm apple cider

🍪 - Fresh baked chocolate chip

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🍯 - Handwritten letters

🥕 - Having your carer hold your hand

🌙 - Being tucked in

🌦 - Sunny skies when it rains so you can dance around with no shoes on

🐄 - Wet chalk/outdoor crafts

🍊 - Camping in the yard with a bunch of comfy pillows and blankets

🌿 - Bubble baths w/ rose petals

🌰 - Picnics with finger sandwhiches and homemade pastries

tastefullyoffensive:
“ A late entry for best costume. (via afterthesunsets)
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itskittykhan:

punishnikky:

punishnikky:

I don’t cum enough to be denied orgasms lol. Like, unless you can make me cum 3 times a day, everyday, for 2 months straight, then you can’t deny me what you owe me lol.

Dudes talk about orgasm denial like they could make me cum in the first place. Relax.

“You’re not coming tonight” yeah I know I’m not unless I go home right now and masturbate lmao

coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
”
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
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whatsuprubberduck:

My Mum didn’t raise no fool.  Maybe a broken shell, with multiple chronic illnesses and questionable coping mechanisms.  But no fool.

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: sleepyclover)

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45